Thursday, March 29, 2007

Fuck You Tennis For Regulating Sleep

Tennis, you sir are indeed a bastard.

Oh, how I miss not being able to fall asleep until 3 or 4 in the morning.

I despise you for making me get a full 8 hours of sleep.

Screw you tennis! You are an obstruction to my current weight-gain techniques.

The only thing you're truly good for is the agony that you constantly inject into my knee.

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